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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted. The weight came off your boobs. I wish I played the drums. | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted! But soon after landing a huge gig, your fingers are crushed in a bizarre incident involving a monkey and an escalator. I wish I had a guardian angel. | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted. It’s your mom. I wish i always learned from my mistakes. | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted, but now you make a gazillion mistakes a day, and your life is ruined. I wish I had an eidetic memory | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted! On your first day with them, you witness three people throw up and have to enter twelve porta potties. I wish for time reversal powers. | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted, but when you reverse the time, you didn’t have the power by then so you’re just … powerless again. I wish for a blueberry cheesecake | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted! But it’s also been laced with arsenic. I wish I could golf with Tiger Woods. | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted, but he mistook your skinny neck for a tee… I wish my dog liked me for me, not just as a food supplier. | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted, but now you’re life partners because she liked you a little too much. I wish for it to be sunny | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted. But the pollution has increased, which keeps the sun’s heat in, which makes where you are living feel like an oven, and you are slowly roasting along with the rest of the general population.On the plus side, Saskatoon is the fourth sunniest place in Canada with 2329 average hours of sunlight per year! I wish I lived near a forest of paper birch trees. | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted. But the forest has other wild animals who are hungry, so they eat you, and you die. I wish for a trampoline | |
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1046 QA Reputation0 | Theodore said 6 years, 10 months ago: lmao
Granted, but you’re not very smart and put it on the edge of a cliff, you jump two times, then try to do a back flip and fall to your death. I wish they would put me on a consistent schedule at work | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted, but they give you the night shift which is taxing, and along with that your life becomes dreadfully monotonous and your social life is burnt. I wish for a holiday | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: Granted. You win an all expenses paid trip for one, for a month, to Antarctica. Your dad approves. I wish there were purple cows. | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 10 months ago: Penguins! yay!! Granted, but the purple cows are crazy AF. They are pissed off with the human race, so they kill all of us and then start ruling the planet. I wish for a lemonade. | |
