Granted, but now unfortunately the earth’s atmosphere is far too dense for you. You have to move to the moon. It is really hot during the day, and really cold at night. And a day on the moon is just under 30 […]

Etiquette clothing? I didn’t know that was what it was called. I used to call it “uniform”. There is a place for dressing nice, and a place for dressing how you like. You dress for the job you want, not always […]

I broke my clavichord playing the piano and now I can’t raise my arm.

limerick

Granted! But as soon as you start the engine, a bunch of snakes will come out of it and bite you.

I wish I was the wisest person on earth!

That would be a very distinguished flamingo if it had a beard like Da Vinci!

Clavichord

The best thing about growing old to me would be watching yourself growing as a human being. That over the years, all the experiences you’ve lived, made you the person you are, and to be proud of that.

What do […]

Use established aid organizatiobs to channel food and supplies to the affected area. And maybe bunnies. Use baby bunnies.

Whats the best thing about growing old?

Free rotisserie Chicken? I think it was flamingo!

Beard

Granted. You blow it on Pez dispensers.

I wish I had a pickup truck.

Suddenly, big…

There are several ways to keep warm in a hammock!

Absolutely I would. I live for danger – I would stare those pointy things right back into the ceiling and the ground. And I might wear a hard hat. And I would […]