Granted, but now unfortunately the earth’s atmosphere is far too dense for you. You have to move to the moon. It is really hot during the day, and really cold at night. And a day on the moon is just under 30 […]

Etiquette clothing? I didn’t know that was what it was called. I used to call it “uniform”. There is a place for dressing nice, and a place for dressing how you like. You dress for the job you want, not always […]

I broke my clavichord playing the piano and now I can’t raise my arm.

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Use established aid organizatiobs to channel food and supplies to the affected area. And maybe bunnies. Use baby bunnies.

Whats the best thing about growing old?

Free rotisserie Chicken? I think it was flamingo!

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Granted. You blow it on Pez dispensers.

I wish I had a pickup truck.

Suddenly, big…

There are several ways to keep warm in a hammock!

Absolutely I would. I live for danger – I would stare those pointy things right back into the ceiling and the ground. And I might wear a hard hat. And I would […]

Yes, as long as the weather is breezy and warm, so I won’t be cold as heck in the morning.

Would you ever kayak in a deep cave with stalagmites and stalactites everywhere pointed at ya?

Absolutely. C’mere… I have something for you…

Would you ever sleep outside in a hammock all night?

Granted. But you eat too much Thai food and your butt becomes imperfect. Uh-oh, there is a crack in the perfection!

I wish my beard was less itchy.

Thai food for breakfast? When in Thailand, do what the Thais do. Do I get it served in bed? Then definitely.

What is the best way, do you think, to help when major disasters hit?

The building you are thinking of is salmon-coloured? I don’t know about that one.

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