It was through Margo’s various attempts to rid herself of her muffin top that she met the man of her dreams–the janitor at the local Zumba studio.

Cleave gag

Date

Matthew Gray Gubler

Adventures In Babe-Sitting

A police sergeant and a parole officer endeavor to stop a rapist-on-parole before he can follow through his threats on five women whom testifed against him years earlier.

*private concert I mean

Granted! But for the entirety of your visit, you have to sleep in a cold, wet cave.

I wish Kelly Clarkson would give me a private tour (no innuendo intended lol)

The Lion King

With the help of her coach, her mom, and the boy who drives the Zamboni machine, nothing can stop Casey (Trachtenberg) from realizing her dream to be a champion figure skater.

….And that rainbow suddenly transformed into an evil devil that craved tacos.

Heroism

Granted! But as soon as you take off, the engine fails and blows up. Not only does it kill you, but the falling shrapnel kills everyone in Township.

I wish I knew where the Fountain Of Youth was.

No, I’d probably wake up sometime during that time–just to go back to sleep again.

I can play the piano.

Young Frankenstein

Dump. I just like him as a friend.

Christina Cox.

Rock & Roll Soul

When the students of Rosewood High School lose their theater, music and dance departments due to budgets cuts, they create their own. Struggling to find the right script, music and […]

A Boy And His Old Old Man

A business woman who creates the perfect marriage proposals for wealthy men, becomes the target of a crazy client’s obsession when she shows him compassion after his girlfriend […]

No I cannot.

On a similar note, I can burp the alphabet.

Granted. But that beautiful woman turns out to be a psychotic sadistic murderer who forces you at gunpoint to put on lipstick, a blonde wig, and a bra and bikini before shooting you in the chest and throwing you […]

I don’t know her, so DUMP.

Tiera Skovbye.

I might’ve dated her in her hay day, but now……DUMP

Mariska Hargitay

Granted, but it was made from expired berries and you get a monstrous case of diarrhea.

I wish I had a sugar daddy XD

Pawn it and buy everything at K Jeweler’s for ya gurl!

If life gives you Netflix with a bad Internet connection….