It’s quite obvious to me that we are imagining two very different buildings, since the building I’m thinking of is quite awesome.

Salmon

I think it’s actually happening and is not just a made up theory.

How do you feel about Thai food for breakfast?

Granted. But then you’re not the smartest cookie, and you take this sailboat out into the Atlantic, you get lost and starve yourself to death.

I wish I had the perfect pair of jeans.

I would. Only if it isn’t too expensive. Or if some TV channel was funding it.

Would you ever bitch slap someone for no reason at all?

Granted. But you drowned, and that’s how you got there.

I wish I were a mermaid.

No, I’d rather have a novel written about me.

Would you ever watch all 14 seasons of Barney and friends with your friends?

WOW. We don’t make use of our assets at all. Men should be women, but would that mean that women would be men? If so, then your panties wouldn’t sell…

If I turned into a guy, I’d like to know what it […]

I will gladly take your cow… I mean poppy.

I wish for nothing

”Nice buns” the lamb patty said to the chef.

Brown

10

Which book was it?

Finally, it’s sunset. – Count Dracula.

Eraser

Granted, but it’s their last win ever.

I wish for a puppy

Granted. But somehow Hitler has risen from his grave, and he has a personal vendetta against you.

I wish my house would clean itself

Hate and negativity festers.

Bell