Not if I wanted to keep them as my friends. 14 seasons? Zowie Batman.
Would you tunnel through the snow like an ant?
I would probably tunnel through the snow, but only if tunneling led me to an igloo place to chill in for a bit and drink hot cocoa or something.
Would you ever go shark cage diving?
Once has to be the first time.
Would you ever go bungee jumping?
Not in Mexico – they have a thing about pinatas.
Would you ride a horse bareback, naked?
Nope. Too much chaffing.
Would you ever answer your own question?
Yes, I would answer my own question.
Would you ever eat mint chocolate icecream?
ABSOLUTELY would eat mint chocolate icecream! It’s my favorite.
Would you ever go ziplining through dangerous forests?
I would, because I would be above all the danger… unless the danger was pteranodons. Or flying squirrels. Or pygmies with blow darts. But then I would just take a saucer toboggan to protect me from below, and a pointy stick to defend myself from above. I would definitely do it.
Would you et puffer fish from a shady joint in Japan?
I would. Only if it isn’t too expensive. Or if some TV channel was funding it.
Would you ever bitch slap someone for no reason at all?
Absolutely. C’mere… I have something for you…
Would you ever sleep outside in a hammock all night?
Yes, as long as the weather is breezy and warm, so I won’t be cold as heck in the morning.
Would you ever kayak in a deep cave with stalagmites and stalactites everywhere pointed at ya?
There are several ways to keep warm in a hammock!
Absolutely I would. I live for danger – I would stare those pointy things right back into the ceiling and the ground. And I might wear a hard hat. And I would let you go first. And I would be very quiet so the bats wouldn’t launch…
Would you ever swim in the Amazon River, with a fresh teeny, tiny paper cut on your left index finger?