Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago:

Take a picture of it and create the Internet’s next Grumpy Cat.

If life gives you flatulence that only strikes when you’re around beautiful people….

Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago:

Get a wart removal surgery from that homeless guy who brushes his teeth at Waffle House.

If life leaves you trapped in a 24 hour sermon held at Westboro Baptist Church….

Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago:

…Sell them to a pedo in a white truck for double the price and then buy shoes with money.

If life gives you 50 coupons for a “good time”and it can work with anyone, everywhere, anytime …

Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago:

Easy: Make the driver sign a slave contract that makes him your property forever in exchange for not suing.

If life leaves you waking up in a bed handcuffed to James Franco….

Theodore said 6 years, 11 months ago:

….then use it to steal food from the rich to give to the poor, (aka: be robinhood)

If life catches you in an awkward moment and makes you a world-famous meme…

Theodore said 6 years, 11 months ago:

then don’t squirt them in your eye, it hurts like hell

If life’s been mean to you lately…

Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago:

ow ow ow ow – don’t blink until you get it out… ow ow ow

If life rubs your belly…

Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago:

…I would do whatever it took to get to earth, to come home knowing my kingdom awaits, that my mistakes would be forgiven – so tell the world I’m coming home.

If life gives you double-jointed shoulders…