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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago: Consider a career in football If life gives you ingrown toenails…. | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: Avoid soccer and curling. Well, maybe just avoid soccer. And brusselspouts. Avoid soccer and brusselsprouts. And maybe that creepy guy who hangs around the bottom of the stairs Avoid him. If life gives you a fat head… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago: Make fun of people who don’t have a fat head. If life gives you a baby on the doorstep. But he’s not Harry Potter.. Just a regular kid. | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago: Three words: Safe Haven law. If life gives you armpit hairs the length of the Eiffel tower…. | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago: One Word : Laser If life ages you 10 years | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: The dating pool just changed dramatically! If life makes you allergic to underwear | |
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1046 QA Reputation0 | Theodore said 6 years, 11 months ago: …then take it to heart and go all the way, becoming a full-time nudist If life gives you a fluffy blanket and mug of hot chocolate… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago: Then forget about my degree and spend my days wrapped in that blanket. If life gives you the power to control death | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: Limit it to one a day for the most tragic cases (any more would create a world population boom, and controlling death does not mean healing pain…). If life gives you long, glorious hair… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago: geez, I don’t know. Cut them short. If life gives you Donald Trump’s life. | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago: Hold a rally, make sure every Trump supporter and Mike Pence is present in the building, and then set the whole room on fire. If life gives you the power to control lightning…. | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago: Take over Olympus.. Oh wait, I already must have. If life gave you an apple orchard | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: I would become a horticulturist. I would also make many apple pies and apple crumble, and apple sauce. If life gave you X-ray vision… | |
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1046 QA Reputation0 | Theodore said 6 years, 11 months ago: …then take advantage of it and get a medical degree! If life gives you a puppy that never grows up… | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago: Congratulations, you are now the king of Facebook. If life gives you an ulcer…. | |
