tomatosoup said 6 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but instead, you get really big headed and everyone is jealous and they don’t talk to you.

I wish I never got stressed.

cynicalgravy said 6 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but you will never be happy of your accomplishments.

I wish I am more creative

collidewiththesky said 6 years, 4 months ago:

Granted! But now your brain wont turn off and you can never sleep again.
I wish that I could see Nirvana live just once

Modest Butter said 6 years, 4 months ago:

Granted but you’ll witness nirvana achieve nirvana before they even start playing, never to return to the mortal plane

I wish, i could punch people through the internet

thefrenchdutchman said 6 years, 4 months ago:

Grantes but people can punch you back.

I wish school would already be finished

tomatosoup said 6 years, 4 months ago:

granted, but you forget everything you learned since grade 1.

I wish people wouldn’t judge each other

The Curious One said 6 years, 4 months ago:

granted you no longer see your best friend as nice and funny or your crush as attractive.

I wish i could talk to animals

mariko said 6 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but animals wouldn’t speak to you cause you’re still human.
I wish I was taller

Vena said 6 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but because you’re too tall, you can’t fit through any doors and no clothes fit you.

I wish I could eat as many donuts as I want without getting fat.

Swifting said 6 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but donuts give you excessively flammable flatulence so they’re no longer enjoyable.

I wish I could ride a bike.

tomatosoup said 6 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but the skill of bike riding lowered all of your other skills, even eating and drinking.

I wish I could write amazing poetry

blueberrycheese said 6 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but suddenly people doesn’t care about poetry.. so, yeah, good luck with that

I wish I could speak in 14 languages

The Curious One said 6 years, 2 months ago:

granted you now speak 14 dead languages

I wish i had a fluffy hat

blueberrycheese said 6 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but it was your neighbor’s heirloom, so they’re chasing you now

I wish I could eat everything without getting fat… or sick

The Curious One said 6 years, 2 months ago:

granted you end up getting super skinny and dying of starvation

I wish i could fly