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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago: Drop it off at Burger King and get a cat. if life gives you a cousin who has an incestuous attraction to you…. | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: …after research you realize that you can marry your cousin in most places of the world, so you go for it. If life gives you a twitch in your right hand where it looks like you just picked your nose and can’t get the booger off… | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago: Contact Time’s current Sexiest Man Alive and have him turn it into the sexiest pose ever. If life gives you an Uber driver with bad gas….. | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: never light up for a cigarette. If life strands you on a deserted island with 6 imbeciles and little chance of getting rescued, all because of a 3 hour cruise… | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago: Fashion yourself a spear, get rid of the dead weight, and ration out the meat until rescue arrives. If life leaves you tied to a bed by a hardcore sadomasochist…. | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: Get a new life, or at least a new narrator! If life gives you a million dollars… | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 11 months ago: Buy a bus ticket to Canada and live like a king! If life gives you a mansion that you have to share with a chimpanzee, a cocaine-addicted rock star, and your best friend’s father…… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago: Put it up for rent, “a grand victorian mansion, comes with an adorable, low maintenance pet, a musician who’s always available for playing, and a life partner!!” If life gives you a vending machine with an unlimited supply of anything which can come out of a vending machine…. | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: Fill it with stars to wish upon and lemon drops. If life gives you the ability to follow a rainbow to its end… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago: Then you finally get the pot full of gold coins and a leprechaun! If life gives you boobs…. | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: … you had me at boobs. Ummmm. Let’s see… what were we talking about? Something about round, shiny, gold… yeah gold coins. So, ummm, I think, that uhhh. Sorry, my mind was somewhere else. Hmmmmm Leprechauns. Short people dressed in green. Let’s see. Ahhhh…. Life, yeah, life. Okay now. Ummm. If life gives you big feet… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago: You know what they say about big feet…
(I’d probably buy 50 new pairs of shoes) If life gives you a jacuzzi… | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: …drop cabbage from your diet. If life gives you a tsunami… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 11 months ago: Take the surfboard out! If life gives you an accordion …. | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 11 months ago: …never play it naked. If life gives you a llama with an attitude… | |
