 Familiar Face
2186 QA Reputation312 | Tomorrow said 8 years, 4 months ago: Granted. But it was made by willy wonka and you wind up turning into a blueberry and getting rolled away to a juicer somewhere. I wish I could teleport. | |
 Newbie
0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 8 years, 4 months ago: Granted but whenever you teleport, you arrive at a random destination wearing no pants… I wish the love of my life Tyler would be my boyfriend forever. (Well, we would get married at one point but, you get it.) | |
 Passing Stranger
214 QA Reputation0 | maddiescout said 8 years, 4 months ago: Granted! But he refuses to do anything sexual with you I wish I was good at art | |
 Passing Stranger
300 QA Reputation0 | Cooper said 8 years, 4 months ago: Granted but you have absolutely no inspiration and feel no desire to make art. I wish to have a purpose in life. | |
Familiar Face
2186 QA Reputation312 | Tomorrow said 8 years, 4 months ago: Granted, but your purpose is to be a fall guy for the mafia and you wind up wearing cement shoes. I wish I were a superhero. | |
 Newbie
0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 8 years, 4 months ago: Granted but your super power weakness is everything I wish I wasn’t bored | |
 Familiar Face
5159 QA Reputation112 | Modest Butter said 8 years, 4 months ago: Granted but you’re stuck in a real life version of slender man: eight pages i wish i can’t not unwish to don’t have the ability to never wish for nothing | |
 Passing Stranger
762 QA Reputation103 | Suzanna said 8 years, 4 months ago: HEY Modest Butter to Ruin A Wish Foundation:
GRANTED!—You became ”Nothing” but you were consciously aware of being ’nothing’ and thus came back to BEING Something!!!!
— I wish I were in San Diego!!!!!! ~Suzanna. | |
 Familiar Face
3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 8 years, 4 months ago: Granted! But as soon as you arrive there, you get in a car accident and die. I wish I weren’t so shy. | |
 Passing Stranger
320 QA Reputation0 | ChelseaWalker_xo said 8 years, 4 months ago: -Granted! But now that you’re not shy, you can only sing anything and everything you say – and you’re tone deaf!
-I wish I had more time to read! | |
 Familiar Face
3368 QA Reputation204 | cynicalgravy said 8 years, 3 months ago: Granted, but you will spend your entire life reading – yes, every single moment and every single second spent reading. I wish that I am a cat. | |
 Common Friend
10593 QA Reputation85 | Nesa said 7 years, 10 months ago: Granted, but there’s this virus who made cats look like a monkey. I wish you won’t gonna ruin my wish haha | |
 Newbie
0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 7 years, 10 months ago: Granted but you need to give me a really nice gift in exchange for not ruining your wish. I wish I could turn other people’s sadness into confetti and make it go away | |
Common Friend
10593 QA Reputation85 | Nesa said 7 years, 10 months ago: Granted, but the confetti always come back I wish time machines were real. | |
Newbie
0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 7 years, 10 months ago: Granted but the future you goes crazy and goes back in time to the present to hunt you down  . I wish I could really grow golden wings. | |
