IlluminatiRex said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but he throws up all over you from bad meat he ate earlier in the day.

I wish my crush and I were dating.

MusicMaker33 said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but she’s only into you for your money.

I wish my life had music playing in the background.

Jess said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but it’s Justin Bieber on constant, never ending loop. :)

I wish another Assassins Creed game was out already.

The Author said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted. It’s crap. (That was easy :P )

I wish that my laptop would stop being shite, or that I’d have the money to buy a new one without touching the (piddling) pot of money I have set aside for when I leave home.

Emma said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but both the laptop and money are traced back to a major drug bust and you get arrested.

I wish I could forget all about my favorite book so I could read it for the first time (again).

The Author said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but you also forget what your book is.

I wish I could have the next thing I ask for.

Susan said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but whatever you ask for is broken/tainted/worthless/ruined/etc.

I wish I wasn’t so tired.

IlluminatiRex said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but you can only be awake for an hour.

I wish I had more money.

Jess said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, an extra 2 cents is deposited into your bank account, and you are charge 100% interest and lose those 2 cents and the banks takes your house.

I wish people would be a little more creative with their answers on this post!

jelly said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but from now on you’ll receive mundane, poorly thought out answers because of your demanding wish!

I wish I was able to eat, sleep and read all at once.

Lizzabeth said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but the only thing you can eat is raw spinach and the only thing you can read is the same newspaper over and over again.

I wish I could find the cure to a rare disease.

IlluminatiRex said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but your lab assistant steals all the credit.

I wish that I controlled a small European country.

Jess said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but it gets invaded by Russia and you are forced to surrender.

I wish for less trolls in the chat.

The Author said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, because chat is broken.

I wish for the motivation to succeed with all things school-related.

Pipistrelle said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but you lose your interest in anything other than schoolwork; once school ends, you are but an emotionless husk.

I wish for there to be a predisposition for logic over emotion in the human mind.