How old are you? 18
What is the last movie you watched? Runaway Jury
What is your favorite food? Lentil curry
What is your getaway? I make lists
What is your favorite animal? I love rhinos. Hugged one once, […]

I too would like a cat sized hippo.

I’m not particularly into superheroes though, so I’ll say… Razorback.

If you could hear any one sentence right now and it be true, what would you like to hear?

I’m going with three as the lie

Gets: A magic wand (because what else could I give you)

Inserts: A cat

Jeez, that’s a difficult one. I’d probably rather remember them, but blimey, that’s difficult.

Would you rather find out that someone was in love with you, or find out that you will never have to work again?

Yes, usually sports teams.

Have you ever done something for charity?

That is a huge, huge question. I would probably distribute vaccines to the Third World.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I think there are a lot of problems with the changes suggested for chat. For instance, I’ve met chronically immature 27 year olds and very switched-on 17 year olds. It’s easy to pigeon-hole people, but if you do […]

Forehead! I lost one toenail at the weekend, and I could REALLY do without losing the other nine!

Would you rather live on a private island, or in a big city?

Well, I’m tall already and rather like it.

Would you rather have lots of cats, or lots of dogs?

Definitely not. Have you?

Gotta be cricket, because in what other sport does stuff like this happen?

If you had two children, a son and a daughter, what would you call them?

Nope.

Have you ever hugged a stranger randomly?

Well if I had a pet snake, it’d be a corn snake, and they love me.

Would you rather be a sport star or pop star?

”Sorry didn’t mean to be rude! Thought you were coming this way and I have a driving lessons x”

Do you find it harder to apologise, or accept someone else’s apology?

Belgium, because they were the side I tipped to win, Iran, because I got them in a sweepstake, and England, because that’s where I am.

Would you ever go on a blind date?

@searinox

Yes, the type I described is based mostly off physical appearance because that’s what gets me interested to start with. I’d still say you can describe pretty accurately the kind of person that I get […]