hatsune miku said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but you will only need deoxocholorifcamine in order to live.

I wish that I was happy.

Suzanna said 8 years, 7 months ago:

GRANTED! But everyone will be so jealous that you are happy. [hint: just get an oozie...screw 'em] Oh yea, I wish that I were “Home”

Bribri C said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but the wifi is out (Say what now?!?!?!?)

I wish I could see clearly (now the rain has gone (what did I just do?!?))

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but you cannot recognize anything you see

I wish there weren’t so many flies in my house during the summer

Game said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but the flies are so angry about the barrier surrounding your fortress of a house that they camp outside waiting for you to leave with vengeance in their hearts.

I wish I could do one-finger push-ups like Bruce Lee.

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but you must keep doing it forever.

I wish I am a lizard

Game said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but you are the king of the lizards and and its such an awesome scenario that you realize you were in the matrix.

I wish I could breakdance.

FJMP95 said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but every surface on Earth is now incredibly slippery forever so you can’t show off your skills.

I wish that I could pause time.

Static Cream said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but every time you do, you age 2 years.

I wish I could talk to animals.

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but you can’t talk to humans anymore.

I wish I can paint landscapes

tomatosoup said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but you could only paint with white on a white canvas.

I wish I had a perfect immune system

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but your other body systems are not perfect and dysfunctioning.

I wish I have more tissues

Valeforn said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted! You now have access to an unlimited supply of tissues but sadly, you’re allergic to the cellulose fibres they contain and you have to sneeze even more. I wish I could get a scholarship for my field of studies.

tomatosoup said 8 years, 7 months ago:

Granted, but in order to get the scholarship, you have to survive a sandstorm with your eyes wide open and standing outside.

I wish I could graduate high school as a junior.

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 6 months ago:

Granted, but you can’t go to college until 10 years later

I wish I never embarrassed myself