Passing Stranger
265 QA Reputation60 | hatsune miku said 8 years, 9 months ago: Granted, but you will only need deoxocholorifcamine in order to live. I wish that I was happy. | |
Passing Stranger
762 QA Reputation103 | Suzanna said 8 years, 9 months ago: GRANTED! But everyone will be so jealous that you are happy. [hint: just get an oozie...screw 'em] Oh yea, I wish that I were “Home” | |
Passing Stranger
161 QA Reputation0 | Bribri C said 8 years, 9 months ago: Granted, but the wifi is out (Say what now?!?!?!?) I wish I could see clearly (now the rain has gone (what did I just do?!?)) | |
Familiar Face
3368 QA Reputation204 | cynicalgravy said 8 years, 9 months ago: Granted, but you cannot recognize anything you see I wish there weren’t so many flies in my house during the summer | |
Familiar Face
1905 QA Reputation331 | Game said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but the flies are so angry about the barrier surrounding your fortress of a house that they camp outside waiting for you to leave with vengeance in their hearts. I wish I could do one-finger push-ups like Bruce Lee. | |
Familiar Face
3368 QA Reputation204 | cynicalgravy said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but you must keep doing it forever. I wish I am a lizard | |
Familiar Face
1905 QA Reputation331 | Game said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but you are the king of the lizards and and its such an awesome scenario that you realize you were in the matrix. I wish I could breakdance. | |
Passing Stranger
157 QA Reputation0 | FJMP95 said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but every surface on Earth is now incredibly slippery forever so you can’t show off your skills. I wish that I could pause time. | |
Passing Stranger
216 QA Reputation20 | Static Cream said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but every time you do, you age 2 years. I wish I could talk to animals. | |
Familiar Face
3368 QA Reputation204 | cynicalgravy said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but you can’t talk to humans anymore. I wish I can paint landscapes | |
Passing Stranger
373 QA Reputation10 | tomatosoup said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but you could only paint with white on a white canvas. I wish I had a perfect immune system | |
Familiar Face
3368 QA Reputation204 | cynicalgravy said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but your other body systems are not perfect and dysfunctioning. I wish I have more tissues | |
Passing Stranger
211 QA Reputation10 | Valeforn said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted! You now have access to an unlimited supply of tissues but sadly, you’re allergic to the cellulose fibres they contain and you have to sneeze even more. I wish I could get a scholarship for my field of studies. | |
Passing Stranger
373 QA Reputation10 | tomatosoup said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but in order to get the scholarship, you have to survive a sandstorm with your eyes wide open and standing outside. I wish I could graduate high school as a junior. | |
Familiar Face
3368 QA Reputation204 | cynicalgravy said 8 years, 8 months ago: Granted, but you can’t go to college until 10 years later I wish I never embarrassed myself | |