Anonymous Helper said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted! But that day was where you were humiliated in front of many people.

I wish I can eliminate all the evilness of this world…

Alex said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Great! But in doing so you became the most evil person in the world since you took away people’s free will to be evil!

I wish I could teleport to anyplace I wanted to…

AndiElizabeth said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted, but you accidentally wound up in the middle of the Time War and are mistaken for a dalek, so the doctor kills you.

I wish I could marry the Doctor.

bbblife42 said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted! But you accidentally wound up in the middle of the Time War and the daleks kill you, lol.

I wish people would stop going on about Doctor Who, it gets on my nerves, the old ones are the best really.

Deleted User said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted! but all of a sudden there is a dalek invasion.

I wish I could teleport

CMacAttack said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted! But you have no control over where you teleport when you do it.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Deleted User said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted! But animals are scared of you due to this permanent pheromone that induces fear and thus don’t talk to you.

I wish I had an infinite supply of ice cream

Deleted User said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted, but you become lactose intolerant.

I wish I could time travel.

CMacAttack said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted! Google Maps appears and measures the time it’ll take for your next road trip!

I wish I was the world’s strongest man.

The Curious One said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted, but you steal the strength from those you care about and leave them with nothing.

I wish people helped each other more often

Quiet Island said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted! But one day you offend someone and they conspire against you.

I wish all my fears had no basis in reality.

nsding said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted! But then you no longer live in reality and therefore all your fears come back.

I wish there was no more world hunger.

robkabob said 9 years, 9 months ago:

World is no longer hungry, everything tastes like oatmeal.

I wish to speak with wish customer service.

cellohero said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted, but they talk at a volume just below audible.

I wish that I was perfect at cello.

CMacAttack said 9 years, 9 months ago:

Granted! But the rest of the world becomes deaf and your new-found talent becomes useless!

I wish I had a little brother.