Deleted User said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but your dog talking abilities were limited to 2 words.

I wish the human body didn’t need sleep.

Jess said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but the human body still needs sleep even though it can’t. With this impossibly sudden change of biology, the human race dies off very quickly.

I wish that I had the ability to heal, like a super power.

The Wanderer said 10 years, 3 months ago:

granted, but your healing powers are only temporary…effects only last a few hours.

I wish i was in better shape

Marina Diamonds said 10 years, 3 months ago:

GRANTED. However with your new body your ego grows and you get obsessed with your appearance and start burning through hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery.

I wish to be truly happy.

Jess said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but so is everyone else and it becomes a strict utopia like on Charmed where the slightest disturbance results in death.

I wish that no one hurt animals.

Marina Diamonds said 10 years, 3 months ago:

GRANTED. But with no animals being harmed they all over power us (The Human Race) and we end up in agonizing pain, being ’cause by the pets we love so dearly.

I wish to be have the skills of a professional pole dancer

Deleted User said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but then the only poles left on earth, are made of cactus. Ouch.

I wish all kinds of foods were healthy.

Curious said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted. However all food is now tasteless, and has the texture of paper.

I wish I was living on the moon.

Susan said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but you can never speak to any other being ever again.

I wish I could recover from this surgery faster.

Curious said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted. However you break your arm in an accident shortly after you do.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted for a day.

Crowbeats said 10 years, 3 months ago:

grantd. but the next day you have to pay for all of it.

I wish I could play rift again

Jess said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but I don’t know what that is.. An Elephant crushes your house and your insurance won’t cover it.

I wish that I had super powers.

Deleted User said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, by your superpower would be lame, meaning you couldn’t really use it for anything.
(sneezing on commando)

I wish, that I could safely travel the world, without a penny in my pocket, just getting random lifts by strangers.

Jess said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, you have hundreds of pennies in your pocket and that is your only source of money while traveling. You are often pick-pocketed and targeted by muggers because of the sound the coins make when you walk. :)

I wish sexism didn’t exist.

Curious said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted. Sexism no longer exists as everyone is the same gander. Reproduction is impossible, and the human race dies out.

I wish I had some ice cream.