Johnny said 9 years, 9 months ago:
He just annoys me so much. Every motion he makes annoys the hell out of me.
In the morning, his process of eating a bowl of cereal takes about 30 minutes. It’s like some insane ritual. He uses the same bowl every day, and takes about 10 minutes to prepare it. He puts two types of shitty cereal in it, and then like, literally, half a cup of brown sugar. It’s like equal parts sugar and cereal. Then he will sometimes cut up fruit like excruciatingly slowly and add that. If he finishes preparing the bowl of cereal in less than 10 minutes it’s a god damn miracle. Then he slurps up the bowl in tiny noisy spoonfuls over the course of 20 minutes. Like. What? Omg. It is so annoying. Oh, and then he’ll take another 10 minutes washing the bowl and putting it away.
He seems to love to hover around any place that you want to walk, in your way, doing absolutely nothing.
Hearing him chew is like… getting punched in the soul. I can’t even eat next to him. I can’t do it.
He will randomly turn off the air conditioning, when it’s still hot as hell. Like… the criteria for what is hot remains the same at all times. Just set the temperature and leave it. It’s automatic for a reason.
His opinions and views on the world are just so dumb it’s hard not to laugh.
I don’t know whether his advice is more dumb, or more annoying.
I feel bad because he’s a stupid old man and deserves some sympathy, but I just hate him so much, I can’t stand it.
I’ve been waiting for him to get out of the kitchen so I can make myself something to eat without having to be in close proximity to him for like 45 minutes, but he seems to find an endless number of completely pointless and asinine things to do in there, all of which, of course, he will do in super slow motion. And just when you think he’s done – WRONG.
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