Hey there! My name is Sam, short for Samantha but I much prefer Sam. I really want to make everyone some sort of happy. I know what you’re thinking. It sounds extremely far fetched. Delusional even. It sounds like I need to stop smoking whatever I’ve been smoking. But that’s only because you don’t know me. Yet. Aside from that I’m pretty regular. I tend to follow the typical path as far as most people can tell. I graduated high school, I’m in university studying accounting where I’ll probably meet some guy and then become an accountant and then I’ll marry that guy and together we’ll have 1.59 kids only to later get divorced. According to Canadian statistics of course. But, as I’m sure you, an intelligent being, know, there’s no such thing as a typical path. I’d say my mind has a crazy path of its own and can be pretty messed up at times. I just do typical things for all to witness. And that’s me.