Curved said 9 years, 4 months ago:

It’s really easy, everyone comments a sentence and if you put that all together, it’ll make a story. Let’s start with: (I know, it doesn’t make sense)

On a sunny day in December…

kaldeen said 9 years, 4 months ago:

I decided to take my dog for a walk.

Deleted User said 9 years, 4 months ago:

Snow didn’t fall yet, but it was still cold…

Deleted User said 9 years, 4 months ago:

So I decided to take a morning drinky-winky from my trusty old flask.

Y Z N said 9 years, 4 months ago:

Then I stopped and stared at the group of boys pushing and shoving each other,

Deleted User said 9 years, 4 months ago:

The pushing and shoving gave me a funny feeling in my pants as I was staring at the boys.

Deleted User said 9 years, 4 months ago:

My dog started running away because I wasn’t concentrated enough on him…

Rain said 9 years, 4 months ago:

The boys yelled “hey your dog is running away”.

Grubsnalf said 9 years, 4 months ago:

I began to chase my dog down the street

Deleted User said 9 years, 4 months ago:

But slipped over, face-first, as I gave pursuit

Deleted User said 9 years, 4 months ago:

When I got up i got up i noticed I had fallen into dog poop.

< Chris Is Here! said 9 years, 4 months ago:

And for some reason the dog poop aroused me.

Deleted User said 9 years, 4 months ago:

So I started eating it while jacking off.

Deleted User said 9 years, 4 months ago:

Boys were laughing,but I didn’t pay attention on it…

Deleted User said 9 years, 4 months ago:

I knew this was wrong but somehow it felt right.