Adam said 5 years, 4 months ago:

When Andrew farted during Spanish class, he knew right away that the chili dog he ate for lunch was the cause for the gastrointestinal outburst.

Scandalous

SomedaysDreamer said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Sarah commited the most scandalous act in the history of scandalous acts when she slept with her best friend’s boyfriend and her sister’s girlfriend while cheating on her current boyfriend with her ex-boyfriend.

equanimity

Redd said 5 years, 4 months ago:

I am a man of great equanimity, even while torturing Sarah under extreme conditions.

Flatulence

DatFaceSoldier said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Those eggs gave me incredibly bad Flatulence.

Teardrop.

Adam said 5 years, 4 months ago:

When the sergeant saw the teardrop rolling down his cheek, he immediately grabbed it and shoved it back into his eyeball.

Dissolve

Jess said 5 years, 3 months ago:

When the shapeshifter shed his skin to become a new person he watched his old skin dissolve into a puddle of gelatin like goo.

Rewind

Deleted User said 5 years, 3 months ago:

Hell knows i guess i loose

subliminallysublime said 5 years, 3 months ago:

Please be kind while you rewind

regret

chaotic said 5 years, 3 months ago:

It is almost impossible to live a life without regrets.

pout

Silent Rain said 5 years, 3 months ago:

Sometimes I pout when I want a hug.

Spaghetti.

Christine said 5 years, 3 months ago:

My little cousin can not pronounce spaghetti.

Blanket

subliminallysublime said 5 years, 3 months ago:

my dog always hogs the bed and blanket.

cuddle

Adam said 5 years, 3 months ago:

I love to cuddle up with my dog on cold, winter nights.

Friendship

Christine said 5 years, 3 months ago:

Friendship is a weird subject.

Pie

Adam said 5 years, 3 months ago:

The clown threw a cherry pie into Amanda’s face, which resulted in him being punched in the face.

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