Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago:

It only gave me problems because someone did a doodle on it when I was sleeping.

Noodle

Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago:

It is a wonderful day in the sun for a full body tan, in the privacy of my back yard.

Burn

Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago:

The relentless beat of the disco made Cassandra start shaking her head. She accidentally broke the window with her forehead on a particularly strong beat of Rasputin by Boney M, and discovered the world wasn’t really burning – it was just the broken hose constantly spraying water on her dirty windows.

behemoth

Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago:

I found a chicken roosting in my kindergarden – when I chased it away I found some kinder eggs. Weird

leviathon

Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago:

Marigold, named after the golden marigold, married for gold.

susquatch

Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago:

No, what do they say?

I changed my living room window six times before I realized it was my glasses that were cracked.

Cracked

Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago:

Bob bobbed on the waves. He had no choice. A shark bit off his arms and legs, so bob just bobbed. And was aptly named.

artist

Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago:

Mr Doom thought he was a super villain, with powers to match. But he wasn’t. He should have stayed in school and got his doctorate…The truck killed him instantly.

unicorn