The story so far: In Wonderland God met purple bears wearing big pink hats that looks like marshmallows.
Then God grew a foot in seven seconds, along with one long wooden nose with a long tail.
He said “Go away” and a thundering monkey caught a falling star, which hurt my feelings.
However, I wished to fly to the roof and beyond, so I started to imagine wings that were fluffy and had big bright streaks and long penises, that shot lasers that accidentally shot off cum, no, sucked dick. -.-
In Sydney they like to glue blue envelops and then.. the unicorns made brownies and we shared flapjacks until we passed out.
Several ashtrays were filled with ashes of dead mosquitoes and then we killed all my fungus.
They went to heaven and saw flying angels drinking martinis with tacos, which gave them a…big trouble, causing fetuses… grow up… and explode.
Shirly was eating peanuts while drinking from a edible teacup a footlong with fish fragrance of…