JenniferB_at_MA said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted! But you step in a hole a few second later, which breaks your foot.

I wish I could get some sleep soon…

Gothicwings94 said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, you are now in a coma.

I wish I had a pokemon in real life.

JenniferB_at_MA said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted! But the government takes it to experiment on it.

I wish I had some pizza… :3

Gothicwings94 said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted! But it’s 4 months old.

I wish I had lots of money.

dartra98 said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted… but it is soooo much money that everybody just wants you around for it. then people hate you soul because you didn’t give any to them. Now, you have stared WW3.

I wish I could have a farm so the government couldn’t poison my chicken nuggets.

JenniferB_at_MA said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted! But the government poisons you.

I wish this boring English class would hurry up and be over…

Deleted User said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted! But now you are forced to do English homework for the rest of your life.

I wish I was taller.

Olivia-Jane said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted! However you now tower over people, who become very intimidated and a scared to communicate with you.

I wish I was a famous, critically acclaimed writer.

foreverfighting23 said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted! But you’re famous because of an incident that happened, where you spilled blood red paint all over the President, then wrote a book about it. So you are forever remembered for that one time in your life, and nobody will ever let you forget it.

I wish I had a maid that would clean everything in my home, school, and was free.

Deleted User said 10 years, 3 months ago:

Granted! But they eat all your food and steal valuables from you.

I wish I could play the flute better.

Gothicwings94 said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but you become so good everyone else gets jealous and won’t talk to you.

I wish everyone had a good thanksgiving

redlove96 said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but the world ends before turkey is served.

I wish all wars would end.

Princen said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but they end because everyone dies in a nuclear holocaust.

I wish I had a nice piano.

Ghostly said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but it falls on you like those clichés in old cartoons.

I wish I could be a superhero.

nola said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but your power is to show up too late to major disasters.

I wish there was snow in August.