Tomorrow said 4 years, 4 months ago:

Granted. But it was made by willy wonka and you wind up turning into a blueberry and getting rolled away to a juicer somewhere.

I wish I could teleport.

Deleted User said 4 years, 4 months ago:

Granted but whenever you teleport, you arrive at a random destination wearing no pants…

I wish the love of my life Tyler would be my boyfriend forever. (Well, we would get married at one point but, you get it.)

maddiescout said 4 years, 4 months ago:

Granted! But he refuses to do anything sexual with you

I wish I was good at art

Cooper said 4 years, 4 months ago:

Granted but you have absolutely no inspiration and feel no desire to make art.

I wish to have a purpose in life.

Tomorrow said 4 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but your purpose is to be a fall guy for the mafia and you wind up wearing cement shoes.

I wish I were a superhero.

Deleted User said 4 years, 4 months ago:

Granted but your super power weakness is everything

I wish I wasn’t bored

Modest Butter said 4 years, 4 months ago:

Granted but you’re stuck in a real life version of slender man: eight pages

i wish i can’t not unwish to don’t have the ability to never wish for nothing

Suzanna said 4 years, 4 months ago:

HEY Modest Butter to Ruin A Wish Foundation:
GRANTED!—You became ”Nothing” but you were consciously aware of being ’nothing’ and thus came back to BEING Something!!!!
— I wish I were in San Diego!!!!!! ~Suzanna.

Adam said 4 years, 4 months ago:

Granted! But as soon as you arrive there, you get in a car accident and die.

I wish I weren’t so shy.

ChelseaWalker_xo said 4 years, 4 months ago:

-Granted! But now that you’re not shy, you can only sing anything and everything you say – and you’re tone deaf!
-I wish I had more time to read!

cynicalgravy said 4 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but you will spend your entire life reading – yes, every single moment and every single second spent reading.

I wish that I am a cat.

Nesa said 3 years, 10 months ago:

Granted, but there’s this virus who made cats look like a monkey.

I wish you won’t gonna ruin my wish haha

Silent Radiance said 3 years, 10 months ago:

Granted but you need to give me a really nice gift in exchange for not ruining your wish.

I wish I could turn other people’s sadness into confetti and make it go away

Nesa said 3 years, 10 months ago:

Granted, but the confetti always come back

I wish time machines were real.

Silent Radiance said 3 years, 10 months ago:

Granted but the future you goes crazy and goes back in time to the present to hunt you down :o .

I wish I could really grow golden wings.