St. James said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted. But you have to move your arms quickly so it won’t last much

Deleted User said 4 years, 11 months ago:

I wish I had a cute boyfriend instead of being lonely

benduggan said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted. He may be a serial killer but at least he’s got deep blue eyes and really nice abs.

I wish I was happy and felt like I had a meaningful future.

Deleted User said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted. But you’re so happy you go into a frenzy of hyper-mania.

I wish I could do projects without losing motivation.

Adam said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted! But you’re always paired up with people who never help with any of the work.

I wish there was no hate in the world.

maddiescout said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted! But now you’re the ugliest person on Earth.

I wish I knew of more forum websites

Dan said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted! But whever you try to make an account or contribute, your browser closes without saving.

I wish I could learn how my subconscious works.

Deleted User said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted! But the knowledge is so powerful it’s nearly impossible to comprehend, you are in a constant state of paralysis from shock.

I wish I had black hair

maddiescout said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted! But now people think you’re scene.

I wish I could play Dangan Ronpa’s sequel.

bbblife42 said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted, but the game explodes and you die.

I wish people weren’t jerks to me all the time.

MandY said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted and you will meet new people who will cherish and love you (im sorry couldn’t ruin that one)

I wish Justin Beiber would sing me a song

Adam said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted! But that song is Baby.

I wish I were married to Jennifer Lawrence.

Deleted User said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted but she gets shot the day after your wedding

I wish I could play zathura without dying

Adam said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted! But you were playing with your closest friends and they all died.

I wish I had more Twitter followers.

bbblife42 said 4 years, 11 months ago:

Granted, but your friend posts a nude picture on twitter of you (no idea if that can happen and thanks @MandY I was just having a really bad day)

I wish I had more cake!