cynicalgravy said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but you will spend the rest of life signing autographs each single second

I wish I can stop procrastinating

An Incredible Machine said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Well of course you can stop procrastinating, but not before you procrastinate on the process of stopping procrastinating.

I wish my room were organized

Emma said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but now it’s impossible to move anything in it.
I wish I could live in Ikea for a summer

Stella Blue said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but you also have to work there 24/7 with no breaks.
I wish I had a personal chef.

An Incredible Machine said 5 years, 4 months ago:

You do, but their specialty that they make every week is that one food you absolutely cannot stand.

I wish I knew how things were gonna turn out with this new guy I might be seeing. ;)

Stella Blue said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but you also will have to see how the relationships of everyone you know will turn out and you can’t tell them what you know.

I wish I could travel back in time.

cynicalgravy said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but you can’t travel back to your original starting point ever.

I wish I can remember things better.

Anon04 said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted! But you remember all the bad things more vividly, causing you to go insane.

I wish I was always genuinely happy.

luxurious-grasshopper said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted! However, you will also always be genuinely sad.

I wish I had a cookie.

Mia said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted! However the cookie crumbles and you end up not being able to eat it.

I wish have the wardrobe of my dreams.

cynicalgravy said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but you have to live, eat, do everything in it.

I wish I can function without eating

Stella Blue said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but some you know loses the ability to eat and is unable to function.

I wish I could speak to the dead.

alphaturtle said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but the dead is all around you and won’t stop babbling. You will live the rest of your life hearing endless screams.

I wish I was a pony :P

Anon04 said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but of course, everyone you’ve ever known won’t remember who you are, realize a wild pony is running wild, and send you to a farm to live the rest of your pony life all alone.

I wish I had the powers of all superheroes.

Stella Blue said 5 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but everytime you use one of them a loved one’s life is shortened by one day.

I wish I could sing beautifully.