luxurious-grasshopper said 8 years, 11 months ago:

Granted! However, in exchange, you will begin to speak very slowly and nobody will ever again be able to understand what you’re saying!

I wish I had some apple pie.

Hearmenow said 8 years, 11 months ago:

Granted… but you will watch everyone around you die while you continue on living out your immortality.

I wish I could speak a bunch of different languages.

Kamaile2001 said 8 years, 11 months ago:

Granted ! But now their is no more air on earth and everyone suffers and dies because of you.

I wish to have all the puppies on earth.

Arkindaheart said 8 years, 11 months ago:

Granted. But the all the puppies on earth are infested with a disease that cause humans death.

i wish i had a theatrical voice.

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 10 months ago:

Granted, but you can never land properly on any surface.

I wish I have night vision

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 10 months ago:

Granted, but you will spent the rest of your life wishing and wishing in vain.

I wish that I can fall asleep whenever I wanted to

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 10 months ago:

Granted, but you would only be happy for once a month

I wish that I don’t get bored so easily

kitty said 8 years, 10 months ago:

Granted, but you always get there just as something bad is about to happen to everyone there.
I wish I were the best looking girl in the world.