Abyss said 9 years, 1 month ago:

Granted, but you’re now obese and have to order all your clothing from a factory in Norway. An average T-Shirt now costs you $77.

I wish that I stopped having nightmares.

An Incredible Machine said 9 years, 1 month ago:

You do, but now all your good dreams are filled with songs you cannot stand.

I wish I could travel to a new country every year.

Maddie said 9 years, 1 month ago:

Granted, but everytime you go in a plane you experience crashes and survive.

I wish i could eat endlessly

Josh said 9 years, 1 month ago:

you can’t stop eating, if you do, you explode.

i want to upload my mind to an artificial intelligence

Deleted User said 9 years, 1 month ago:

Granted. But then your artificial intelligence mind manifests itself in every technological device and before we know it the world is ending thanks to your wish, Josh. I hope you’re happy.

I wish you people would stop ruining wishes, it’s not very nice.

Josh said 9 years, 1 month ago:

I am :)

Deleted User said 9 years ago:

Granted, but then ur wish will naturally suck ass
I wish to feel something ALL THE TIME, not just sometimes

Deleted User said 9 years ago:

Granted, but all your emotions show, you can’t disguise them.

I wish I was never born.

An Incredible Machine said 9 years ago:

You were never born as a human, but as a ferret instead.

I wish I didn’t panic so much.

Deleted User said 9 years ago:

Granted, but you’re really clumsy instead.

I wish I could let people help me.

Tjeu said 9 years ago:

Granted, but you are unable to solve any question or obstacle by yourself anymore.

I wish I could change other people’s moods.

Deleted User said 9 years ago:

Granted, but u can only change their moods to go against u.
I wish I was worth something

penguin said 9 years ago:

Granted, but you’re so awesome and valuable that everyone starts fighting over who gets to be your best friend and the world is ruined by everyone fighting over you.

I wish that I was good at helping other people.

Deleted User said 9 years ago:

Granted, but even though you’re good at helping people, you don’t end up helping people.

I wish that I could make things appear with the snap of my fingers.

Deleted User said 9 years ago:

Granted, but everything u make appear is ur worst nightmare.
I wish I was skinny