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7163 QA Reputation2717 | Jess said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but it’s the exact opposite of what you hoped for with appearances from untamed deadly animals. I wish that I had my house to myself again. | |
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1208 QA Reputation63 | Charlie said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted! But it’s infested with every type of pest there is… I wish I could change history… | |
 Passing Stranger
270 QA Reputation10 | Diamond_Rough said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted,but by changing the course of history your parents never met so you were never born so you now disappear into the universe’s abyss of nothingness I wish I had the ability to teleport | |
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262 QA Reputation114 | PinkyG said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but you cannot choose when or where you teleport and every week you teleport yourself into prison. I wish my fiancée could cook a full dinner in 2 minutes. | |
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737 QA Reputation199 | Scott said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted. His name is Jimmy Dean and he just heats up fatty, prepackaged food.
I wish there was a better balance between venters and listeners. | |
Familiar Face
7163 QA Reputation2717 | Jess said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but they’re all trolls.  I wish for frozen coke. | |
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1438 QA Reputation50 | foreverfighting23 said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but you get so much coke that you start getting sick of it, but it’s the only drink you could have. I wish I could control peoples thoughts aboout me  | |
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479 QA Reputation0 | dartra98 said 10 years, 6 months ago: Ganted, but you control the whole world into worshipping you in fake love… you are a bad person…
I wish i could threaten and yell at everybody, plus adding violence, without them even knowing the next day. | |
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285 QA Reputation0 | katiebell95 said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but they wouldnt be able to remember the nice things you did anyways.
I wish that i never had to shave again. | |
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311 QA Reputation78 | PhilosophicalCabbage said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but you will have a constant rash anywhere you previously had to shave. I wish I had unlimited bacon. | |
Familiar Face
7163 QA Reputation2717 | Jess said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but you only get the fat, and no meat. Bleh. I wish my house was bug proof. | |
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2125 QA Reputation1147 | JoJo said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but now you have an infestation of pesky animals like mice and racoons that eat all your food, make a mess, and poo everywhere. I wish I could talk to animals. | |
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0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but they just make terrible animal puns. I wish I had a regenerating burrito. | |
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150 QA Reputation0 | Lynn said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but the only meat in the burrito is from human fingers. I wish my dog could clean the house | |
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736 QA Reputation5 | Gothicwings94 said 10 years, 6 months ago: Granted, but now your house smells like wet dog. I wish I could read minds | |
