Adam said 9 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but you end up having no control over which language you speak. One minute, you speak English. The next, you speak French. No one can understand you!

I wish I knew how to spell every word that exists.

Livvy said 9 years, 3 months ago:

Granted! But now you cannot speak, only write those words.

I wish I was a dragon.

Rain said 9 years, 3 months ago:

Granted but you’ll be as tiny as ants.

I wish I wouldn’t need sleep at all.

Redd said 9 years, 3 months ago:

Your wish is granted. You now have a new job your forced to work by a military faction making you live in a scout tower and watch the border 24/7. Good luck sir.

I wish I had the perfect wife

Game said 9 years, 3 months ago:

Damn it that one is impossible to ruin, but just to ruin it (in a way), you will never get a perfect wife.

I wish i was able to process information like a robot.

Deleted User said 9 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but you also process emotions that way too, and people avoid you due to your lack of empathy.

I wish my cat was with me right now.

Deleted User said 9 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but you miss out on hugging pugs.

I wish I could never fail at anything I try to do.

Redd said 9 years, 3 months ago:

Granted. You have become extremely famous from the multiple successful things you done without a flaw, and your now known as “the perfect human” to the world. Now every leader and rich person in every state is tracking you down to capture you and to you to work for them. So they placed a $3 billion bounty on your head. Good luck. Best go live in a forest.

I wish my life was filled with straight happiness and no sadness

Deleted User said 9 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but you are incapable of showing grief and your continual positivity even when bad things happen isolates you.

I wish I could hug a pug.
(Yep, I missed out on a previous post haha)

Deleted User said 9 years, 2 months ago:

Granted but it belongs to me and I get to hug it more than you…

I wish none of my friends were upset or struggling through life.

Redd said 9 years, 2 months ago:

Granted. Since your so generous for wishing upon your friends before yourself, you are now struggling every single problem each friend has and you become bipolar.

I wish Mcdonalds would shutdown.

Deleted User said 9 years, 2 months ago:

@alextomo95 What?! Awww, but I still get pug hugs! (:
(I’ll steal pug hugs when you’re not looking…)

Granted, but loads of other fast food chains open up (more than the amount that you got rid of) and the ones you got rid of also reopen under another name.
It makes sense to me if not to anyone else.

I wish depression didn’t exist.

Scott said 9 years, 2 months ago:

Granted. Now everyone who was depressed is a psychopath instead.
I wish I got less nervous before speaking in public.

Redd said 9 years, 2 months ago:

Granted. you will now be less nervous BEFORE speaking in public, but after speaking you get into an extremely nervous breakdown and you become depressed more often.

I wish greed didn’t exist .

Makoto said 9 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but everyone is so generous that everyone fights over who pays for things and who can give the most.

I wish I can get into any college or career I want.