Susan said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but they’re too hot and burn your taste buds.

I wish I was a fish

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but that big shark over there was too fast for you, and gulped you up.

I wish I can cut off my nails magically anytime needed so I don’t have to go around the house looking for the constantly-misplaced nail clipper

Susan said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but you cut them off completely one day and they never grew back.

I wish I didn’t have to go to work with my mom tomorrow.

Mary said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted! But you will remain at home and be brutally murdered by an intruder.

I wish I was the prettiest woman on earth.

JustASpeck said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but you live on a secluded island where no one can see you.

I wish I could speak Japanese fluently.

Tinay <3 said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but you will forget your mother tongue language and live in USA.

I wish he was mine again :(

SimplyMiMi said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but he will be the dominant.

I wish I can have a unicorn.

Hearmenow said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but it’ll go feral and go on a virgin killing spree.

I wish I could have anything I wanted at the snap of my fingers.

JustASpeck said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but it will always be a picture of what you wanted.

I wish I would never procrastinate again!

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but you finished all your assignments so ahead of the deadline you soon grew bored in the following days and can’t even do fun things because your own friends are doing their homework.

I wish the dark wasn’t so scary

CoffeeMethod said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but now you have a phobia of clouds when it’s light outside.

I wish I could make anything I want appear with my mind in front of me

cynicalgravy said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but you couldn’t send away things you don’t want with your mind.

I wish I stop losing my calculator

violet said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but you will start losing your phone.

I wish for chocolate. :D

bbblife42 said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted but it has poison in it and you die.

I wish I was a pro soccer player.

Dealing With It said 8 years, 5 months ago:

Granted, but you fake so many leg injuries that no one believes it when you actually break your leg. You die sad, alone, in pain, and hated by all.

I wish I had more popcorn.