Still Waters said 8 years, 4 months ago:

Granted but without the ability to feel sadness, happiness becomes stale and boring.

I wish I owned and could use a lightsaber

Kitta said 8 years, 4 months ago:

Granted – however the government finds out you have one and confiscates it for R&D.

I wish children came with instruction manuals!

blackdog said 8 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but the babies poop on them.

I wish I could find an apartment.

Deleted User said 8 years, 4 months ago:

You found one, with all your criteria’s filled.. but you had to share it with: a crackhead, party-monkey, a depressed excessive painter, who paints unstoppable when stressed; a person who’s a slob and eats all food in sight, a kleptomaniac that always find your money and expensive things.

Aaand you lived in a bad neighborhood, so that when your door-lock was broken, there would be a daily break-in.

I wish that nobody wished for anything, because they realize that they’re already satisfied with their life-situation.

blackdog said 8 years, 4 months ago:

Granted. Nobody goes to work, technological progress grinds to a halt, and within a year we’re all hunter-gatherers again only we’ve destroyed the environment so hunter-gathering doesn’t work either.

I wish for an X-wing

Jess said 8 years, 4 months ago:

I don’t know what that is, so an elephant sits on you. :)

I wish for motivation do to things.

Quiet Island said 8 years, 4 months ago:

Granted, but you’re so motivated to get things done you start bossing people around and they get resentful and obstructive, so you become increasingly stressed and unpopular until you finally snap and invade Poland.

I wish octopuses could walk on land and talk.

Deleted User said 8 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but then they were frightened by humans and dogs, so that they always squirted ink. Everywhere. That resulted in that no one could see anything. The system broke and we were all left to die, since nothing was functioning properly.

I wish I hadn’t catched the cold

tweeks said 8 years, 3 months ago:

Granted. But you cannot be around people for the length of a cold. (about 2 weeks).

I wish I had a tiger.

reader_girl said 8 years, 3 months ago:

Granted: but it thinks you’re prey and kills you for food.

I wish I was invisible.

blackdog said 8 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but no one could hear you either so you can’t communicate.

I wish for some chocolate. Go ruin that one if you can :P

Deleted User said 8 years, 3 months ago:

Granted.
But as you got down to the supermarket to get some, a man suddenly had enough of life (and alcohol)and went all crazy with a knife.
He was mostly mumbling and then saying something like “you are all… *zzZZz* grr liaars! Iwilgetallofyou*******tobesilentFOREVER”

You were standing right next to him, as you just had to stop for a hotdog on your way, since you missed lunch and felt your stomach trying to communicate with whales.
The guy noticed you. He approached you and then tried grabbed your tongue and tried to cut it off.
He succeeded.. his blade was VERY sharp.
Just as sharp as the words you were about to say, but had lost your tongue.

You rushed to the hospital with your tongue-piece in your hand.. while recovering and getting your tongue stitched back, you could still talk but your taste-buds lost their function.
You were so exhausted, and your mother overheard you in your sleep.. When you woke up she stood there saying “you’ve must have had a chocolate dream.. I got some for you, maybe you should give it a try.”
You burst in tears after having the chocolate melt on your tongue.. the sensation of the chocolate is forever lost for you.

I wish to have some genius build a time machine for me.

Jess said 8 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but he steals your money and use the time machine for himself. It was a scam.

I wish for a better mobile phone.

Jennifer said 8 years, 3 months ago:

Granted,but you accidentally drop it on the road and a huge truck ran over it a few times.

I wish being a fairy princess(a girl can dream rite? ;) )

irrestistable trail said 8 years, 3 months ago:

Granted, but you have a huge beard!

I wish I was the world’s best photographer.