But as you got down to the supermarket to get some, a man suddenly had enough of life (and alcohol)and went all crazy with a knife.
He was mostly mumbling and then saying something like “you are all… *zzZZz* grr liaars! Iwilgetallofyou*******tobesilentFOREVER”
You were standing right next to him, as you just had to stop for a hotdog on your way, since you missed lunch and felt your stomach trying to communicate with whales.
The guy noticed you. He approached you and then tried grabbed your tongue and tried to cut it off.
He succeeded.. his blade was VERY sharp.
Just as sharp as the words you were about to say, but had lost your tongue.
You rushed to the hospital with your tongue-piece in your hand.. while recovering and getting your tongue stitched back, you could still talk but your taste-buds lost their function.
You were so exhausted, and your mother overheard you in your sleep.. When you woke up she stood there saying “you’ve must have had a chocolate dream.. I got some for you, maybe you should give it a try.”
You burst in tears after having the chocolate melt on your tongue.. the sensation of the chocolate is forever lost for you.
I wish to have some genius build a time machine for me.