AdaephonBenDelat said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted. But it’s followed by another doublepost.

I wish I could fly.

Hearts n Hooves said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted, but you now have acrophobia(fear of heights).

I wish I could never get writer’s block.

Robin said 6 years, 8 months ago:

granted! But now you can’t stop writting and because of that your hand falls off from your arm and it’s still so busy writting you can never catch it .

I wish that every time I reached into my pocket I would pull out a ten dollar bill……

Hearts n Hooves said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted, but it turns out to be a ten dollar bill from Monopoly every time.

I wish I could freeze time.

Matt said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted. It stays frozen.

I wish for swag to have never been thought of

Hearts n Hooves said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted, but now every person you come within 5 feet of says “yolo!”

I wish I had a job.

Jess said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted, but your job is to follow around a circus elephant and catch it’s poop. :)

I wish for long hair.

Jess said 6 years, 8 months ago:

(Replying to myself to bring back this thread, lol).

Granted, but you end up horrifically cutting it all off like you did last time.

I wish to visit Venice

Deleted User said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted! but on your first day of arrival, the apocalypse strikes, destroying everything and everyone

I wish I could read other peoples thoughts

Robin said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted !…. But you end up reading thoughts that you never wanted to hear !

I wish I could meet The Easter Bunny .

Deleted User said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted. But the Easter bunny was really a crazed child molester in a suit all the long.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Charlie said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Daymn!

Granted! But that wish just happens to end any and all of the things that makes you happy…

I wish i was the best and most popular singer in the world…

Advice and Lulz said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted, but your popularity backfires as stalkers and paparazi invade your personal life.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Jess said 6 years, 8 months ago:

Granted, but all must have a negative consequence for you.

I wish for naturally blue hair.

Nen said 6 years, 8 months ago:

You’ll get that, but whenever the sunlight touches your hair, it’ll turn grey.

I wish I were an athlete.