Granted. But it’s followed by another doublepost.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you now have acrophobia(fear of heights).
I wish I could never get writer’s block.
granted! But now you can’t stop writting and because of that your hand falls off from your arm and it’s still so busy writting you can never catch it .
I wish that every time I reached into my pocket I would pull out a ten dollar bill……
Granted, but it turns out to be a ten dollar bill from Monopoly every time.
I wish I could freeze time.
Granted. It stays frozen.
I wish for swag to have never been thought of
Granted, but now every person you come within 5 feet of says “yolo!”
I wish I had a job.
Granted, but your job is to follow around a circus elephant and catch it’s poop.
I wish for long hair.
(Replying to myself to bring back this thread, lol).
Granted, but you end up horrifically cutting it all off like you did last time.
I wish to visit Venice
Granted! but on your first day of arrival, the apocalypse strikes, destroying everything and everyone
I wish I could read other peoples thoughts
Granted !…. But you end up reading thoughts that you never wanted to hear !
I wish I could meet The Easter Bunny .
Granted. But the Easter bunny was really a crazed child molester in a suit all the long.
I wish I could think of a wish.
Granted! But that wish just happens to end any and all of the things that makes you happy…
I wish i was the best and most popular singer in the world…
Granted, but your popularity backfires as stalkers and paparazi invade your personal life.
I wish I had infinite wishes.
Granted, but all must have a negative consequence for you.
I wish for naturally blue hair.
You’ll get that, but whenever the sunlight touches your hair, it’ll turn grey.
I wish I were an athlete.