Elis Evans said 10 years, 2 months ago:

You can do magic, but only magic tricks that you must explain afterwards

bbblife42 said 10 years, 2 months ago:

I wish I could eat everything and not get fat.

Deleted User said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted but you get diabetes lose a toe lose a right finger and you also get heart disease all before the age of 30 I wish I could know what they have in area 51 please.let it be aliens (:

redlove96 said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted. But the guys from Men In Black wipe you’re memory right after so you forget

I wish I never got hurt.

redlove96 said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted. But the guys from Men In Black wipe you’re memory right after so you forget

I wish I never got hurt.

Unlikeany said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted but you have to live in a plastic bubble and have no human contact.

I wish that sleep wasn’t necessary!

No Boundaries In Love said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted but then you have an accident and fall into a lifelong coma :P

I wish I could eat whatever and still have a slim figure :)

Deleted User said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted but when you have your first child she/he grows up to become massively obese and die from it at age30 I wish you could be invisible in real life

Cymbalsmonkey said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted But everyone can still hear you
I wish i could have my first love back.

Jess said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, and they because they clingiest, most annoying, unhygienic person you’ve ever met and you fall out of love with them. But it doesn’t end there. They then stalk you for 6 years and ruins an engagement. :o

I wish people weren’t racist assholes.

blackdog said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted but it’s because we never got beyond the stone age and no one has ever seen anyone of a different race.

I wish I could teleport to Yellowstone right now.

Captain Patchwork said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but you’ll be teleported right into a geyser as it goes off.

I wish I didn’t have a boner right now.

Game said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but now you can never get one again.

I wish for some good lemonade

Jess said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted! But you only catch.. Um.. *googles useless Pokemon*.. Mr. Mine’s. :D

I wish for this thread to stay friendly for everyone.

Deleted User said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but everyone’s interpretation of “friendly” means “post weird, vulgar posts back and forth to one another”.

I wish that I didn’t avoid others as much as I do, and on top of that, didn’t feel like I needed to depend on other people’s approval.