The Author said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted. You have no social skills, and nor does anyone around you. It’s just like the start to Warm Bodies.

Talking of Warm Bodies, I wish to warm my feet up without fire enveloping them or harm befalling me or my family in any way.

blackdog said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted. You are now soaking your feet in a basin of warm water with your nicest shoes on.

I wish I could play the clarinet.

Deleted User said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted but everytime you play the clarinet you summon ghost I wish I can control someone else’s life

Rst82 said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted but everyone around you is a robot who is already being controlled by someone. Controlling something that is already controlled just doesn’t work. (;

I wish eating brownies won’t make me gain calories.

The Wanderer said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but they make you LOSE so many calories you look like Skeletor.

I wish I could bake cakes like on Cake Boss!

Jess said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but your business is failing due to someone finding a human finger in their cake. :0

I wish my hair was perfect all the time.

redlove96 said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but it’s because it’s shaved off.

I wish I could have a baby sister.

punkin-pie said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but she’s a demon child that haunts you forever.

I wish for a crystal ball that tells the future.

IlluminatiRex said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but you witness your own death.

I wish that I could be happy, no matter what.

Deleted User said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted but everytime you smile someone you know dies I wish I could have a bowl of ice cream and cheese bread

redlove96 said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but it’s poisoned.

I wish I could graduate early.

Jess said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but you don’t have the skills and tools you need to go into the work force or further education and are forced to take the long road and do it at the same pace as everyone else. :P

I wish piercings were cheaper!

punkin-pie said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but each piercing you get gets horribly infected.

I wish that gas for my car was free.

Deleted User said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, but the gas ignites and blows up your car beyond recognition.

I wish I lived somewhere cold.

Jess said 10 years, 2 months ago:

Granted, you live in an igloo with no electricity, running water, or gas (obviously), in the middle of no where with no human contact except for a radio that only gets a signal once every 5 weeks. Oh and polar bears often attack. :P

I wish literally everything was easier.