Natalie said 2 years, 11 months ago:

Ugh. Get them waxed or a laser.

If life gives you a jerk of a boss

Steve J said 2 years, 11 months ago:

…wax their face.

If life gives you an orange comfy chair…

Natalie said 2 years, 11 months ago:

set it in the living room in a strategical manner so that in the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it’ll be directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open windows. It will face the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion.

If life gives you a huge diamond solitaire

Adam said 2 years, 11 months ago:

Pawn it and buy everything at K Jeweler’s for ya gurl!

If life gives you Netflix with a bad Internet connection….

Steve J said 2 years, 11 months ago:

read a book. Or many.

If life gives you ribs with a baked potato and asparagus…

Natalie said 2 years, 11 months ago:

Buy beer and settle down for the night.

If life gives you Scarlet Johansson as your girlfriend

Steve J said 2 years, 11 months ago:

Buy beer and settle down for the night.

If life gives you beer…

Natalie said 2 years, 11 months ago:

settle down for the night.

If life made you a super famous athlete overnight.

Steve J said 2 years, 11 months ago:

buy beer and settle down for the night.

If life lets you settle down for the night…