Deleted User said 7 years ago:

Heck nope.

You are in a romantic relationship

cynicalgravy said 6 years, 10 months ago:

Nope

You like math.

Nesa said 6 years, 6 months ago:

I love it.

You’re lying on your bed right now.

Lemom Help said 6 years, 4 months ago:

No, I’m not!

You live in the country.

Steve J said 5 years, 7 months ago:

Nope. You have a kite in your closet you bought a while ago, but have never used it yet.

Adam said 5 years, 6 months ago:

Nada.

You’ve won a class spelling bee.

Steve J said 5 years, 6 months ago:

No. Came second. Now I have to repress that memory again – it’s like lemon juice in a paper cut.

You look great in hats.

Adam said 5 years, 6 months ago:

Depending on the hat. I did buy this one fedora at a Hard Rock Cafe that looks AWESOME on me :)

You have a brother/sister that you’re really close to.

Steve J said 5 years, 6 months ago:

Yes. My twin is pretty close, even though he lives far away.

You saw one of your sister’s boobs when you were 8 – scarred for life…

Adam said 5 years, 6 months ago:

That MIGHT’VE been possible if I actually had a sister….

You have the double humiliation of having burped AND farted in public.

Steve J said 5 years, 6 months ago:

I simple said “Turbo mode” and got out of there as fast as I could.

You tried on of those wax things on your chest, just because, you know, you are a guy, and needed to know…

Adam said 5 years, 6 months ago:

Hell no.

You’ve been told you have a hot ass.

Steve J said 5 years, 6 months ago:

Only like 6 or 10 times a day. I’d like to say it was annoying, but…

You walked in the rain with your partner, holding hands and listening to the pina colada song sharing ear buds

Adam said 5 years, 6 months ago:

Aww, yes, I remember that day…..she gave syphilis before cleaning out my bank account and running away with my uncle.

You’ve slept with your best friend’s boyfriend.

Steve J said 5 years, 6 months ago:

Nope. Wasn’t even a temptation.

You lay on a dock in the dead of night. Occasional ripple sounds from small waves. Slight breeze. Loons doing their calls. Watching the Northern Lights dance and flicker, hearing them sizzle, and you realize they are not passive, but a storm of energy.