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0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 10 years, 2 months ago: A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars — there’s nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.” The man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely.” The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, “Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune.” She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.” | |
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2957 QA Reputation49 | GracJack said 10 years, 2 months ago: Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta! | |
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945 QA Reputation35 | TheBoron said 10 years, 1 month ago: Two atoms were strolling through the universe. Suddenly one says to the another: “I think I lost an electron.” The second retorts: “Are you sure?” The first one answers: “Yeah, I’m positive.” | |
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678 QA Reputation12 | Broken Envelope said 10 years, 1 month ago: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea! | |
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330 QA Reputation38 | Naya said 10 years, 1 month ago: Where does the Dark Lord shop? At the voldemart. | |
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0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 10 years ago: What does the Elephant drink to lunch, when he’s out of coke? Eleph-fanta.
Lolz. | |
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1718 QA Reputation478 | Hannah Banana said 10 years ago: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?? Ten Tickles. | |
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800 QA Reputation50 | philosophical bread said 9 years, 12 months ago: What is one Barium and two Sodium? BaNaNa | |
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1985 QA Reputation147 | AndiElizabeth said 9 years, 12 months ago: Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other muffin and says, “Wow, is it hot in here?” The other muffin says, “Whoa! A talking muffin!” | |
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0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 9 years, 8 months ago: Have you seen the film Constipation?
It hasn’t come out yet… | |
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0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 9 years, 8 months ago: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor. | |
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0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 9 years, 8 months ago: Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar. ‘Sorry,’ the barman said, ‘We don’t serve minors’. | |
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0 QA Reputation0 | Deleted User said 9 years, 8 months ago: (I found another one, I’m so sorry guys) Two back desk orchestral players go fishing and one falls out of the boat. He screams ‘Help! I don’t know how to swim!’ His partner replies: ‘Just fake it!’ | |
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344 QA Reputation0 | Orchid said 9 years, 8 months ago: A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says ” Five beers please.” | |
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228 QA Reputation9 | Laura said 9 years, 8 months ago: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. What do you call a fly without legs? a crawl. | |
