Granted. But somehow Hitler has risen from his grave, and he has a personal vendetta against you.

I wish my house would clean itself

Hate and negativity festers.

Bell

Uh.. no. Is that a thing?

Have you ever read a book which really spoke to you?

Brand New Breeze kanjita koto nai….

Anime

Wot

I wish I exercised more

Cry me a river.

January

Granted. Now you have to shave your dog.

I wish someone would sing to me

Bitch. Yes, I have as a matter of fact. That too in a McDonald’s .

Have you ever been caught in the act?

I. can’t.

think.

of. a.

logical.

sentence…

But hey, you’ve got extra space.

Jam

Granted. You’re colourblind and dyslexic.

I wish I had a farm

I fell asleep while walking once… If that counts.

Have you ever eaten animal intestines?

Granted. But with that love for things in general also decreases, and the world is a less passionate place.

I wish I could sing REALLY well

Yes, according to the jerks I have dated. There are 2 sides to every story, I guess.

Have you ever made an utter fool of yourself?

I am dying right now. The bullshit you can pull off sometimes is so hilarious. Steve.

Jar

I hit my dad on the knee with the … club(?)when I tried golf. He doesn’t take me with him anymore.

I can procrastinate all day

Granted. You WERE an astronaut.

I wish the Pina colada song came true for me

Hahahaha yes.

Have you ever gone for a swim in the ocean?

why are racoons called racoons?

Breeze

I can do that too probably.

I can not eat for 24 hours and be okay with it