Adam replied to the forum topic Use It In A Sentence in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 9 months ago
But before he could defeat them all, one of the furry creatures sank its’ teeth into Nathaniel’s thigh, giving him a deadly plague.
Conjugate
Adam replied to the forum topic The Ruin a Wish Foundation. in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 9 months ago
Granted! But soon after landing a huge gig, your fingers are crushed in a bizarre incident involving a monkey and an escalator.
I wish I had a guardian angel.
Adam replied to the forum topic If Life Gives you Lemons….. in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 9 months ago
Consider a career in football
If life gives you ingrown toenails….
Adam replied to the forum topic Would You Rather in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 9 months ago
A snake seems less disgusting, as long as it’s dead first.
Would you rather have to get up at the crack of dawn everyone morning to the sound of an obnoxiously loud alarm, or be forcibly (and violently) […]
The mania created by all that had happened sent Nathaniel into another bout of flatulation, causing everyone in the hospital to pass out from the gaseous fumes.
Clarification
Go vent your anger out on Twitter like everyone else.
If life gives you a splinter in the eye…..
Have sex with a revolting rich guy. I could just close my eyes and pretend it’s a hot old guy LOL
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with Donald Trump or four men who just finished a bean buffet?
Granted! But it’s in Monopoly money.
I wish I had a notebook that let anything I wrote in it come true.
Nathaniel learned from his doctor that his collywoobles were the result of having eaten twelves quesadillas for breakfast that morning–right before the doctor fainted from the stench.
Humiliating
Adam replied to the forum topic Answer a question, ask a question. in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 9 months ago
Because it used to be in an abusive relationship with the ground and has since filed a restraining order.
Have you ever burped right in someone’s face?
Easy: Make the driver sign a slave contract that makes him your property forever in exchange for not suing.
If life leaves you waking up in a bed handcuffed to James Franco….
Granted! But the jelly is expired and you spend the next three hours sitting on the porcelain throne.
I wish for a shooting star.
Adam replied to the forum topic Use It In A Sentence in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 10 months ago
Charlie admired Rachel from afar for three months before summoning the courage to drug her and take her to his secret bunker.
Satisfied
Adam replied to the forum topic If Life Gives you Lemons….. in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 10 months ago
Get a wart removal surgery from that homeless guy who brushes his teeth at Waffle House.
If life leaves you trapped in a 24 hour sermon held at Westboro Baptist Church….
Adam replied to the forum topic The Ruin a Wish Foundation. in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 10 months ago
Granted! But Vladmir Putin counters you with an army of Dalmations and Siamese cats.
I wish for a sexy leather jacket.
Granted! But all the songs on that soundtrack are Kidz Bop covers due to copyright issues.
I wish for a big bottle of chloroform XD
Take a picture of it and create the Internet’s next Grumpy Cat.
If life gives you flatulence that only strikes when you’re around beautiful people….
Adam replied to the forum topic Lyrics = Positivity in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 10 months ago
”Her love’s ’til the end She’s my best friend Ain’t nobody got a Mom like mine” Meghan Trainor – Mom
Adam replied to the forum topic Name Game with Tv Shows in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 10 months ago
King Of The Hill
Adam replied to the forum topic The Movie Game in the group BlahTherapy Arcade 6 years, 10 months ago
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