I'm a basement dweller in my grandma's house.
I'm a 47 y/o virgin.
I still wet my bed.
I got no job.
I can't drive.
Don't even know how to ride a bike.
I play computer games all day 24/7.
Games my life.
I don't have much long.

Updated 2
I got no friends.
No one knows me.
I'm rotting.
Soon I'll be one of the billions that will pass and no one will bat an eye.
Life doesn't stop for anyone.
The world does not stop revolving.
Time never stop.
We all go on. Except for me.
I'm in my own little fantasy world where I'm actually doing something productive.