he defenestrated himself

Yes. What did the zero say to the eight?

NICE BELT, *FUCKFACE*!

(thanks to Doug Benson for that one)

Do you want to go to the park?

Harry

Yes, I would..if they had it coming.

Would you ever poke a badger with a stick?

Quesadillas. Me gusta.

Sushi, too. Who doesn’t like sushi? And not the people who (Still! And in 2014! A year with a ’2′ in front of it!) talk about how it’s weird and gross to eat raw fish and refuse to […]

Warren Zevon – Excitable Boy, because it’s such an upbeat happy little song, but the lyrics (which allude to a psychopath rapist) shocked me when I first heard them.

In the same vein – Oingo Boingo, “Nothing […]

These two always, always, always get me moving:

Every time.

When I exercise, I kind of like to gay it up. That’s why I listen to things like:

Dead or Alive – Someone In My House
Scissor Sisters – Keep Your Shoes On
Pet Shop Boys – Left to My Own Devices
Kon Kan – I […]

Slowdive – Machine Gun

Nearly anything by Boards of Canada
The Orb – Spanish Castles in Space
Warren Zevon – Mutineer

I don’t always listen to house, but when I do, it usually involves a label from the 90s called Moonshine Music.

Here’s what I guess they’re listening to in Ibiza […]

Of all time? I haven’t been proven right yet, but I’m gonna go with Scissor Sisters. I’ve seen their singer do things on stage that I just couldn’t believe were possible.

First you have to define what you mean by “nice.” Nice like pleasant? Happy upbeat music? Then the Manhattan Transfer should be right up your alley, although that’s more swing jazz. Miles Davis, John Coltrane […]