I figure that in this crazy world of ours, we all have problems that need fixing. Some of us can fix them on our own without the need for anything but a simple nudge. Others need someone to help them get out of the hole that they're in and pull them to the surface. I fall in the latter category. And while I'm here, I decided that I would try to pull others to the surface with me. My name is Madame Chaotica, and I plan on trying to help the world – one dry pun at a time.