No. I wish I could

Have you ever bought a gift for someone, and then decided to keep it for yourself?

Yes…..when I was telling my cat to get up from my chair in the morning

Have you ever tried to close the fridge slowly to see the light turning off?

Yes.

Have you ever shared someone’s secret which you had promised to never share with others?

Last month.

When was the last time you watched a movie in a theater?

Many times.

Have you ever pretended to be sick so that your parents would allow you to skip school?

No, I’ve never been that high.

Have you ever been on a road trip?

No.

Have you ever thrown paper balls in class and then acted like it wasn’t you?