oh yea. I listened to this when you asked me to last.
Didn’t give a word… again.
I’m on the prairies – gold is the fields…
Start the drums, for I suck at this game
Suck-er punch is a nice movie.
If you do something bad to a proctologist, he will give you a sin enema.
I like watching Sherlock.
So I said to the playwright, “Ho, tell me another one about the time you jumped overboard and beat a porpoise off with your briefcase.”
I’ll always choose boxers over briefs
Bob fell asleep while piloting his row boat. His friends referred to him as a bore-rower.
She was wearing wr – anglers, and they looked great on her,
She laughed so hard during lunch that a noodle came out her left nostril. Actually, there was more than one. Noodles came out. Many.
You know what’s better than satin? Silk.
Lost in the jungle for days, Bob had only one thing on the menu… grub.
one can not live without a purpose
The shape of love is like the wind blowing in the trees, like the waves crashing on the shore.
why are racoons called racoons?