Cleave gag and all its related stuff has no place on this kind of site. It objectifies and devalues women.
A tiger does not shout its tigritude, it acts.
WasP eter the guilty party?
MayBe llydia was the real culprit.
The firefly had two buttons on his waist: one was ButtOff, the other ButtOn.
The fireflies lit up the lake and the skies, while the white jasmine filled the air.
The meadow was sun-dappled and a few bugs buzzed around, as they lay side by side, inhaling the scent of the earth and nature all around; the wind rippling the grass around them as they lay low and sheltered on the soft earth.
Pingu live in an igloo.
“Duck” he yelled as he pushed her out of the way of the flying squirrel; crashing to the forest floor, the pine needles getting in her hair, but softening the landing as he twisted so she fell on him. They stared at each other for a moment before…
car is not a pet! >_<
She had worn her tummy support underwear not knowing they would end up fooling around; he took one look and said, “Oh, mummy!”
Godric’s Hollow had been a home to numerous wizarding families.
Melinda was mine ’til the time
That I found her
And loving him
Then Sue came along, loved me strong
That’s what I thought
Ya, me and Sue
But that died too
A solitary solitaire looks beautiful entrapped in a gold band.
You’ll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley
You’ll forget the sun in his jealous sky as we walk in fields of gold
So she took her love for to gaze awhile upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down among the fields of gold