I love this game so let’s get this thread going again.
Here’s how you play:
Person 1 will make a wish, and Person 2 will grant it, but with a catch that ultimately ruins that wish. Person 2 then makes their own wish, and Person 3 ruins that wish.
Person 1: ..I wish for a year supply of M&M’s.
Person 2: Granted, but you’re allergic and can’t eat them now. I wish dinosaurs still existed.
Person 3: Granted, but one eats you on your 10th birthday. I wish..
Let’s play. First wish:
I wish that friendly aliens would visit Earth.
Granted ! But the aliens turn into mean puppy eaters and eat all the puppies on earth!
I wish I had a kite to fly…..
Granted! But your kite will get caught in a tree and be ruined. I wish I could draw well..
Granted! But now, so can everyone else, and your skills are now average.
I wish that this thread would get more posts.
Granted ! but with sooooo many posts the wishes start repeating !
I wish i could take an eleavator to the moon!
Granted! But the elevator would stop on your way back and you would be stranded between the Earth and the moon.
I wish i could breathe under water too.
Granted. You prefer it down there, and are never seen again! (Jeez, I havent played Corrupt a Wish for ages).
[Fandom warning] I wish for Sburb to be released.
Granted. But the devs rushed the release and the game is full of bugs.
I wish I was famous on Twitter.
Granted! But your followers are obsessed, super clingy and most of them are stalkers.
I wish I was a majestic lion.
Granted. You are the last lion on Earth.
I wish for pie.
Granted! But being so majestic, poachers put your hide as number one on their list of pelts. I wish I could get anything I wanted for free.
Granted. The pie is full of maggots.
I wish for a unicorn.
and granted but everything you get turns to dirt so you only really get free dirt or things you can’t touch. and I still wish for my unicorn
Granted. It is simultaneously killed by poachers, angry biologists, bronies and the CIA.
I wish for my brain to recover from that horrendous doublepost just now .
Granted. But it’s followed by another doublepost.
I wish I could fly.