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1046 QA Reputation0 | Theodore said 6 years, 10 months ago: cry. If life makes you the dark lord of all the dankest memes… | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: I would take pictures of all my friends and use them for my dankness. I mean, since I am the dark lord and all… If life reincarnates you as a slug… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 10 months ago: I will kill myself. If life makes you Harry Potter | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: I would open my own ceramic studio and sell my original wares. If life gives you a way to make endorphins… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 10 months ago: We all make endorphins… So I’ll just go on with my regular life. If life gives you an alcoholic girlfriend | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: …be the reason for her to leave the alcohol behind. If life gives you a quiet, sunny morning on a porch swing… | |
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3141 QA Reputation0 | Natalie said 6 years, 10 months ago: Sleep… What if life gives you a chilled glass of ginger ale | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: sip it slowly on the hottest day of the year. If life gives you a dark sky preserve… | |
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3251 QA Reputation0 | Adam said 6 years, 10 months ago: Invest in telescopes and start an astrology club! If life gives you twelve cavities…. | |
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1046 QA Reputation0 | Theodore said 6 years, 10 months ago: …say screw it and make it a goal to get as many cavities as possible so maybe you can set a world record. If life gives you a raisin cookie… | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: Make sure a rabbit isn’t the baker. If life gives you a leather jacket… | |
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1046 QA Reputation0 | Theodore said 6 years, 10 months ago: …then put it on and look super badass! If life stubs your pinky toe… | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: you should just fall down and cry, because if life does that, it really hurts. By the time you stop crying, you discover you can walk just fine with four toes. If life puts a ferret in your pants… | |
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1046 QA Reputation0 | Theodore said 6 years, 10 months ago: …scream a little but once you get the ferret out, give him a kiss, ferrets are just wiggly sneaky babies. If life moves you to another country… | |
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4786 QA Reputation0 | Steve J said 6 years, 10 months ago: you become an instant sex symbol because of your “accent” and knowledge about things not local. Your friends give you nods and golf claps. If life gives you hair on your butt… | |
