… and a ninja death star went whizzing past their heads. Apparently there were some ninjas who were just mediocre. Reggie and Mike ran down the ditch and into the corn field. So someone was after Mike, thought […]

A few nonfiction books. Covey’s Seven Habits, and the sequel. Collin’s Good to Great. A lot of the fiction I read have heroes. I find motivation in them. I read a book that I can’t remember that talked about […]

That’s pretty drastic. Perhaps for something super important. Like world peace. A life or death situation. Forced diet due to crashing on a small island surrounded by a huge freshwater lake with a broken leg (so […]

No, that would put my life at risk.
Would you drink only water for 1 whole month?

Granted…
I got nothing…

umm. Nothing comes to mind…

”Thanks,” said the chef, as he browned the meat in the skillet.

Oak

I will gladly take your cow… I mean poppy.

I wish for nothing

”Nice buns” the lamb patty said to the chef.

Brown

”No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!” cried Pencil Dick as Dirty Duke approached him with eraser in hand…

buns

They lost. First two games of the season and they have lost because of a missed field goal both times…

granted. But she is always underfoot looking for food. You give in, and soon you own a pig. Then a cow. […]

10

Which book was it?

Finally, it’s sunset. – Count Dracula.

Eraser

Granted, but it’s their last win ever.

I wish for a puppy

Yes.

What do you think is the best age to be?

Quasi Modo was legendary at ringing bells, but it was time to retire. His younger brother , Semi, took over, but in a freak accident was crushed when the bell came loose from its moorings. On his tombstone it […]

uh oh. bring it on Adolf…

Granted. But it hates cleaning up after you. You are now locked out, and will never see the interior of your house again…

I wish the Riders would win tonight.

Granted. But somehow Hitler has risen from his grave, and he has a personal vendetta against you.

I wish my house would clean itself

Hate and negativity festers.

Bell

I’m getting a third auricle piercing so that I can wear those azurite studs you got me.

Fester.

Roy Rogers rode off in the sunset on his faithful steed, Trigger.

Stud