How can i stop being a so-called ‘sideman’?

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Definition of Sideman:

An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a ‘flower-man’ and shows signs of ‘moist’ and ‘soggy’ behavior.

There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the ‘Bupsed guy’ who finances a girl’s shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wet-wipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn’t rated by anybody — not even friends.

A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Side-chick.

Example:
Person 1: Whys John always around when James is here?
Person 2: Cause he’s a ‘sideman’!!

Category: Tags: asked July 15, 2013

2 Answers

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1) Assert yourself. Stop using covert contracts to try to get sex. Read "No more Mr Nice guy", and other stuff about being assertive. 2) Become more interesting, become good at doing stuff that you like, and hang around people that respect you for that.